DROP THE GLUE GUN. Back away from the scrapbook. That’s right. Slowly. If you were scrapbooking, you were defaulting to the simplest, most anemic of ways to remember the moments of your life. “Nuh-uh-uh” as we say in my house. No way. Not any more. What’s that you say? Not scrapbooking there, mister? You? You’re the one who is merely telling your tales again at the dinner table, and at work, when you swore that this year you would write them down? No better than a glue-gunner, you’re on notice, as well. C’mon folks: We promised to do better this year. Remember?

You do remember, don’t you?

Let me remind you how to do this.

Back in the first week of the new year we made some changes. In fact, we made resolutions. Do you remember what they are? No? Well, I do. Here they are.

So unplug that glue gun, stop talking and get back to writing. It’s March first. You’ve got work to do.